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dr daniel saltman
Tue 25th January 2011, 23:42
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hey everyone I'm new here

just saying sup :)
Soulshade
Wed 26th January 2011, 06:41
no your not, your a bot. So Banned

btw, nice bit of code in that image, so guys dont click it or view its source. Ive removed the harmful stuff. But I want to be sure :)

Only reason Ive left this thread is because its the best attempt by a bot to spam shite Ive seen.
Littles
Wed 26th January 2011, 16:17
I was ready to reply saying only loosers use there Dr title on forums but as it is a bot he won't hear me :(

Richard Powell Bsc
Caledan
Thu 27th January 2011, 08:17
Richard Powell Bsc

Bsc... 'Buggering Sheep Constantly'?
Littles
Thu 27th January 2011, 08:23
Bsc... 'Buggering Sheep Constantly'?

If only i could!
Squitch
Thu 27th January 2011, 10:41
If only i could!

You can! Just sort out your chat up lines and off you go, come on Rich - aim for the stars!
Nirawen
Thu 27th January 2011, 21:42
I wish you were a door... so I could put my fist through you.

Works every time.
Squitch
Fri 28th January 2011, 07:24
I wish you were a door... so I could put my fist through you.

Works every time.

With the Welsh perhaps
Caledan
Fri 28th January 2011, 09:21
you need to try something classy, like this...

You know, that blouse is very becoming on you, but then if I was that shirt I'd be cu...ing on you too
Littles
Fri 28th January 2011, 11:04
I think my mates one is the funniest/sadest

If they named a McDonalds burger after you it would be called the McLovely


Cheeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeee
Detz
Fri 28th January 2011, 19:55
I think my mates one is the funniest/sadest

If they named a McDonalds burger after you it would be called the McLovely


Cheeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeee

Wouldn't be my mate if he used that line while I was out with him :o
Dens
Fri 28th January 2011, 22:39
That line is terrible.

Comparing a woman you fancy to a mechanically recovered questionably sourced fat-ridden meat splat should be done with more panache tbh
Nirawen
Sat 29th January 2011, 00:40
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Now get in the fucking van
Squitch
Sat 29th January 2011, 09:06
Personally my favourite chat up line is 'you sweat less than any other fat woman i know'
Snowdog
Sat 29th January 2011, 14:42
One I've heard is "Today's word of the day is legs....how about you and I go back to mine and spread the word."
Artus
Wed 2nd February 2011, 11:49
"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.."
Dens
Wed 2nd February 2011, 19:29
I wish someone would give me a footlong, theyre like £8 :/

And so is the sandwich